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[Toshimitsu]
So, as usual,
I'm Toshimitsu.
His name is Toshimitsu.
And...
Here you go.
This time,
we'd like to talk about Toshimitsu's charms.
First of all, you know him.
Some of you may not know him, so I'll explain.
This is Tetsuya.
You don't need to say his name.
You know him.
And me.
This is me.
But you don't know me.
And this is Tokaiouya.
This is Tokaiouya.
The one in the middle is me.
And this is him. Look at this picture.
This is amazing.
He's quite muscular.
I'm jealous of him.
This muscularness is attractive even for women.
In other words, when he puts his arms around you, you feel good.
That's one of his merits.
He's putting his arms around a woman.
He wants to be put around by a woman.
We've learned about his merits of putting his arms around you.
Do you know his other characteristic?
Oh, yes.
His chest hair.
That's wonderful.
His chest hair.
In general society, people don't think much about chest hair.
I've lived most of my life.
About 80% of people say chest hair is impossible.
About 20% of people say chest hair is not good at all.
But I have a lot of chest hair.
You've seen a lot of chest hair, haven't you?
You think it's impossible, don't you?
Chest hair...
Imagine it.
I think it's impossible, but...
Excuse me.
Look at this.
Imagine it.
Look.
What is this?
It's a meadow, isn't it?
There is a moment when you can feel fresh like a meadow.
Is that so?
Yes.
I think the merit of people who have eels is that you can enjoy it.
I don't think you know, so please count from "eel helix".
What did you say?
And next.
Let's talk about his body.
In the video, there is something that comes to mind when you think of him.
What is it?
I'm about to fall asleep.
If you know it, please raise your hand.
Is he good at singing?
If you know it, please raise your hand.
Is he good at singing?
Yes, he is good at singing.
He sings and plays the guitar.
There are many points that can appeal to you because of their high points.
And I would like to talk about the next story.
I said that I would talk about the video, but I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry it wasn't in the video.
I'm sorry about that.
Do you know anything about him?
Next is about the video, isn't it?
Do you know anything about him?
Is he good at acting?
No, it's a little different.
I'm sorry about that.
Do you know anything about him?
I see.
Do you know anything about him?
Is he a virgin?
No, it's a little different.
Is he attractive?
Yes, he is attractive.
I'm not a virgin.
I see.
I'm sure you know something about him.
Do you know anything about him?
I know it!
He is a pork bone.
I'm sorry about that.
I know it.
But I think it's the first thing you say about him in the video.
Please say it.
Shall I say the correct answer?
He has only one legendary greeting in the video.
Do you know it?
Look at this.
Good day, good day, good day, good day, good day, wow!
Yes, I'm Toshimitsu of Tocai Iron.
You know this video, right?
Of course you know it.
Can we stop spinning a tire just by rotating it at full speed?
It's my greeting at the beginning of the video.
And in the video with more than 700 videos, only this one is the same.
I think this is amazing.
It's not amazing, is it?
No, it's amazing.
On the contrary, it's amazing.
And this is a wrong greeting.
That's right.
I talked about this with Tetsuya-kun.
Stop it, I'll do it for now.
His face was dead right now.
That's right.
I've been told I'll never be able to say this greeting again.
There are times when I do it with the same tension.
That's right.
This is really.
And this is already wrong.
I'm saying this kind of tension, so it's no good.
However.
This video has exceeded a million views.
I'm sure it's because of this.
As I said earlier, it's over 700 videos.
I've only done it once.
But for some reason, it became a stamp.
It has become a standard.
That's right.
I think there are many people who come to see only one video.
It's a daily necessity.
The project itself is boring.
Well, it was at that time.
He also has that kind of potential.
That's why.
In addition to that, such a face.
Acting.
Well, it's a one-shot comedy.
The explosive power of such a project.
Various.
This is also an actor.
It's like this face.
There is also purity.
This is also acting.
Well, there's also the voice of Munai.
And you can also make a voice like this voice actor.
Well, you're showing a variety of activities.
So, in the end, what I want to say is...
This is also important.
Out of all these activities, what I want to say is...
Please don't go out with me.
This is all I want to say.
I'm a human being, and I want you to go out with me.
You can do it in the mountains, too.
But if you think about it, it's all about this.
This is what I want to say.
It's not difficult.
That's why my presentation is like this.
Why do you always say that?
I did my best.
You're drunk.
You were drunk.
You said you were drunk.
You surprised me.
Is this okay?
You said you were drunk.
That's what it is.
I was drunk as a woman.
The presenter of this project is Toshimitsu.
Is this the correct answer?
Yes, it is.
Can I go out with you?
Thank you very much.